This is for William only. Okay? Okay.
I am writing you a letter because I love you and you’re not here right now for me to talk to. So, I’ve never really had a best friend. I mean…I have but they haven’t been very good ones. (This one time in first grade, my best friend Mary took my Barbie and never gave it back. THAT BITCH.) But I consider you a real best friend. You’re always there for me to rant to or to just talk ‘lyke dis ho3’ and have fun with. I think I’ve made you laugh so hard you fell out of your chair, which is a cool thing, and every time I talk to you I smile. I’ve never actually openly said to someone ‘yeah, I consider you my best friend’ because that’s pressuring the other person and what not, but I don’t really care anymore. You’re my best friend…like it or not. I love our stupid inside jokes like KEVIN, Boobaloo, Squilliam, and a million more things. I love how whenever you’re excited over Britt you IM me and squee over it. I love how whenever Gabe is being a fart I can just IM you and tell you flat out, ‘My boyfriend is a fart face’ and you’ll understand without me having to say anything else. I really do love our friendship and I wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world.
I think that once things are better maybe I can take a trip out to Chicago and you can take me on that fancy date you promised. Or maybe I can take you to LA and you can get a tan (sorry, boo. YOU NEED ONE.) I think that would be good for both of us…to just take a break from some stuff.
I don’t really know why I wrote this. Probably because you’re not on AIM and I don’t feel like sending you a million asks to fit this whole novel. Basically what I’m trying to say is, I love you. I’m always here for you no matter what and I don’t plan on ever leaving. You’re adorable. Please smile more. Call me soon because I will worry my brains out if I don’t hear your lovely voice in the next few days.
I lalalalalove you.
Katy Kevin Perry Carden
PS. I have money and Kyle Burn’s number. Prostitution is legal in some states, right?
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